"What? Do I have something on my face?"
- Emily
Yes, yes you do, Violet. Carrots, in fact. Although it beats the green beans she had in her eyebrows the other day. And while we're on the subject of gross, let me just warn all the new and soon-to-be parents out there. Your baby's first poopie (poopy? hmm, and I'm supposed to be a teacher, too...) diaper is going to scare the crap out of you. And once the breastmilk really gets going, well those diapers are pretty intense as well. But nothing... nothing... can compare to what you'll find in there once your child starts eating real food. Talk about life in technicolor. I'm just warning you. It's a surprise every time we change her now. Fun times.
No comments:
Post a Comment