The parents of Kristine Fortunato Loughman are pleased to announce the birthday of their favorite son-in-law, Matthew Loughman, husband of their favorite birth daughter Kristine.
Matthew is the youngest of three brothers and grew up in Ohio, and moved with his family to Georgia. Early in his life he exhibited intelligence in the classroom, athletic ability in golf and other sports, and musical ability on the guitar. He went to the University of Georgia where he excelled scholastically, graduated with a specialized degree in insurance, met and married Kristine, and moved to Dallas to start his career with a gigantic insurance company. Upon returning to Atlanta he and Kristine purchased a sizeable home north of Atlanta and started a family, welcoming Violet into the world several months ago.
It is estimated that Matthew’s earnings for his company is approaching $17.2469 trillion dollars, insuring everything that moves from oceanliners, missiles, bombs, darts, frisbees and motorcycles. His prize contracts were insuring every luggage push cart at airports along the East coast, and every Kroger and Publix grocery cart east of the Mississippi River. But he is most famous for insuring for his company the Big Four, also known in the industry as the “Big Fat S’s”—insuring skate boards, skis, strollers, and speed boats.
Of all Matt’s many talents, the one that excels above all is his easy, laid back, mild, soft-spoken manner that shows maturity beyond his years. The Fortunatos wish their favorite son-in-law many more decades of birthdays as he insures the planet, and is getting ready to offer bids to insure the other moving planets as well.
I love it! What a great dad (and hubs!) you have :)
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome! I want your dad to write a birthday announcement for me next year, haha!
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