Buuuurp! Or not.

Along with abhorring nakedness, Violet is too much of a lady to let out a burp. We have tried everything. We've tried over the knee:

We've tried the traditional over the shoulder:

We've even tried the hold and bounce recommended by our pediatrician:

 

(Note how she's fast asleep in two out of three pictures. That's my girl!)

So while she might be too polite to burp, this child has no problem ripping a juicy fart. Well, sometimes she has a problem actually getting them out, but she certainly doesn't seem embarrassed when they finally reach the airwaves. Hey, we all have to be good at something!